How do you get to choose a good breast pump?

There are a large selection of breast pumps available, from a basic manual (hand-operated) model to quite high-tech manual models; to battery powered pumps; to efficient electric pumps; to hospital-style double-boob machines. It can also be possible to hire breast pumps from local baby stores or chemists — or buy expensive models second-hand. Does it feel weird having your breasts pumped? For sure! But 99 per cent of the weirdness is in the head, not the titty. The titty is just doing what comes naturally.